wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

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spookyshire:

harryhickey:

MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS

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deair:

so how do i relationship

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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austin_barber1

    0: Height
    1: Virgin?
    2: Shoe size
    3: Do you smoke?
    4: Do you drink?
    5: Do you take drugs?
    6: Age you get mistaken for
    7: Have tattoos?
    8: Want any tattoos?
    9: Got any piercings?
    10: Want any piercings?
    11: Best friend?
    12: Relationship status
    13: Biggest turn ons
    14: Biggest turn offs
    15: Favorite movie
    16: I’ll love you if
    17: Someone you miss
    18: Most traumatic experience
    19: A fact about your personality
    20: What I hate most about myself
    21: What I love most about myself
    22: What I want to be when I get older
    23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
    24: My relationship with my parent(s)
    25: My idea of a perfect date
    26: My biggest pet peeves
    27: A description of the girl/boy I like
    28: A description of the person I dislike the most
    29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
    30: What I hate the most about work/school
    31: What your last text message says
    32: What words upset me the most
    33: What words make me feel the best about myself
    34: What I find attractive in women
    35: What I find attractive in men
    36: Where I would like to live
    37: One of my insecurities
    38: My childhood career choice
    39: My favorite ice cream flavor
    40: Who wish I could be
    41: Where I want to be right now
    42: The last thing I ate
    43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
    44: A random fact about anything